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The Wandering Woolly Mammoth

Many, many years ago there lived a woolly mammoth named JOHN CENA. This woolly mammoth was not like the other mammoths. He didn't want to hunt DMSADM. Even though he had a really **Fabulous**, Stink coat of hair, he hated the cold. He dreamed of living in warmer places.

One day, his dream came true. He thought he took a short winter's nap, but when he awoke, almost all the ice around him was gone, and he was surrounded by grass and Zakdmdal . He had hibernated for 2 years! 

JOHN CENA decided to go explore his new neighborhood. Where his cave used to be, now there was a(n) 3-story building with Dumb windows and Fat doors! 

He tried to get inside, but the doorman wouldn't let him in, saying, “No Duck allowed!” 

He didn't know what Duck were, but he knew he was afraid of them. 

Feeling a bit confused, he wandered around until he saw a sign that said “Zoo.” It smelled like his friends, so he decided to DEEZ NUTZ in. He found a section called Giraffe , and they seemed to be very friendly animals, so he made himself right at home. The zookeepers discovered him, and they were happy to see him. They brought him big buckets of Grapes, Carrot, and Alex. He finally felt at home!